one day in the freezing glaciers of central mexico, two muscular skinny white and black men named smithers smith and taylor tyler discovered mexico city, and even killed saddam hussein for trying to beat them to it. (they do not work for the united states, he just got in their way) while in the city of gold, they found a time machine in saddam hussein's garage. this machine could grant any wish (relating to time of course) and also lets you watch v-tubers on the way to your destination. it was also very based.
the two then traveled into the future to 1789 to stop the french revolution and kill all the people because french people suck and you are stupid. they then went farther into the future to 1776 and co-wrote the declaration of independence of america, and killed all the british people because they also suck penis and balls.
the two realized the power of this device, and traveled so far into the future, that they met God when he created earth, then fist bumped him, and he said "Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long. And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter. Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong." the two 25-year-old adventurers nodded their heads and took notes. they then said "ight peace" to Him. the two then caused a rift in the time-space continuum, and then satan showed up like "who the fuck are you retards?" and then they both said "FUCK"
to be continued...
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