The Karens Attack!

April 6, 2023


Once upon a time there were several Karens. The Karens formed an organization against the evil long-nosed, greasy, money-grubbing, penny-pinching, fish-loving Maine Lobsters. Lobsters fucking infuriated Karens. Why? Because Lobsters contained a special mineral called "Whosawhatsit." They believed it could cause cancer or something and could kill children. Whosawhatsit, dubbed "POOP" by professionals, was actually proven to give guys bigger dicks and give women tight pussies. I think that's called an Afro Deejak? I'm not sure. Sounds kind of like a wojak. Bahaha. Anyway the Karens rallied several middle class suburban white moms to protest the consumption and existence of these horrid beasts. Police had to be called because the protest was peaceful. The cops started righteously slaughtering every last Karen, but they kept coming. And they were even stronger than before. The Karens mutated. It appears some of the white suburban blah blah blahs actually ate lobsters and defied the cause. They developed Crustacean Cancer and deformed their bodies to turn themselves into lobsters. The entire city panicked and screamed. Imagine if I said "creamed" instead. Their pussies were also incredibly tight and consumed living human beings. The mutated Karens overran the city of Nigeville and impaled every last standing cop. Suddenly Godzilla appeared and breathed fire on all of them. He then screeched and turned every last human into a baby. Because POOP supposedly kills children, the mutated Karens melted and died. The citizens of the neighboring city of Uterustopia came and adopted all the residents that turned into babies. Godzilla is now the mayor of Nigeville and marijuana is the national plant. The End. Go fuck yourself.