Weebo the Great

March 27, 2023


There was once a dude. His name was Weebo. He actually invented white people. One day, when he invented white people, white women were like "Give us tiktok!" and he was like "Nigga, tiktok is only for white hoes and yak yoes." He then burned them alive and left only the white men alive. The white men had no other option than to have sex with each other. Weebo actually caught this guy named Trave and another called Plamian 69'ing each other and cumming everywhere. Weebo was at peace. Then he developed Schizophrenia and fought with himself. He split himself into 2 people like Majin Buu that one time in Dragon Ball. There was now Weebo and Obeew. Obeew was the evil side of Weebo. They fought and bickered until they realized that a black person had been born in the society. They both adored this cute little child. However, when Obeew tried to tickle the black guy they named Elonovan, he accidentally squished him and killed him. They were both horrified. They blamed each other but ultimately Obeew stabbed Weebo in the chest and killed him. He went against the terms of conditions of humanity and just spawned in more black people. Despite being only blah blah blah they committed 100% of the crimes. Crime became rampant and the whites were close to becoming extinct. Until one day, a group of fortunate whites decided to put their minds and money together to form a task force called "The Thug Hunters." Thug Hunting became the most lucrative business for whites across the land. They found as many blacks as possible and fucked their tight assholes and came everywhere. Just as God intended. Anyway Thug Hunting died out when white people ended up just hating the thugs and they became racist. This is how racism came to be. I am not lying. Anyway the white people wanted to look like the victims so they became trans. Black people were horrified, but the white people becoming trans actually turned around and killed themselves. Black people now rule the world. The End.